Dumb, dumber, dumbest

Mike Thomas, the Orlando Sentinel columnist almost always has something interesting to say:

Maybe George W. Bush couldn't have beat brother Jeb in "Jeopardy." But he certainly wasn't dumb. He just played the role.

Perry is the real deal, puffed up like a Parris Island recruit, saying stuff that would embarrass Gomer Pyle, alienating the very people who came to shower him with their love.

This guy could blow a date in a Texas brothel.

He couldn't even handle Rick Santorum, who grilled him like an errant schoolchild on the Texas Dream Act. And this is what one of John McCain's aides had to say about Santorum: "For pure, blind stupidity, nobody beats Rick Santorum.''

Well, apparently, somebody does.